Because nothing says relax like lighting something on fire… responsibly.
Our Fire Safety Candle combines humor, home décor, and a healthy respect for not burning down your kitchen. The label proudly displays the four steps for using a fire extinguisher, just in case your candle-lighting skills get a little too enthusiastic.
Hand-poured from 100% natural soy wax, this 13.75oz candle smells amazing and looks even better. It’s the perfect conversation starter, or gag gift for your “that’s fine, everything’s fine” friend.
Light it up, take a deep breath, and remember: safety first, sarcasm second.
Choose from three very non-explosive scents: ✨ Vanilla Bean – sweet enough to soothe your inner chaos. 🌶️ Comfort Spice – like autumn’s warm hug, minus the blaze. 🌊 Sea Breeze – smells like you extinguished the fire before it started.
🌟 Features:
Hand-poured, 100% natural soy wax
Eco-friendly and non-toxic
Funny “Fire Extinguisher Steps” for accidental comedy. Reusable.
🔥 Care Instructions:
Keep an eye on your flame (and your pets).
Burn for 3–4 hours at a time, trim the wick to ¼”, and stop when ½” of wax remains. Safety first, smarty.
Orders ship within 1-2 business days via USPS or UPS. Delivery typically takes 3-5 business days within the US. We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee - if you're not completely satisfied, return your item for a full refund.
Care Instructions
To extend the life of your umbrella, allow it to air dry fully before storing. Wipe clean with a damp cloth if needed. Store in a cool, dry place. Avoid leaving in direct sunlight for extended periods to preserve vibrant colors.
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